Today I got an email from Team Ryan HQ, email@example.com. Quote:
Something big is coming.
In the next few days, our team will be making a huge announcement — something you’ll definitely want to know about.
Want to be the first to know? Sign up now.
Of course I signed up. I want to be one of the first to know what the next big thing is for which Americans will pay through the nose.
After all, true principles of Conservatism implemented consistently are the only way to keep Americans free.